February 2011
January 2011
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hello. ask me things or send me messages? it's a...
Watchfailbag:
sam:
SNL Digital Short: Do The Creep
The new tumblr anthem?
SNL was great last night
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“I am too intelligent, too demanding, and too resourceful for anyone to be able...”
– Simone de Beauvoir (via yayayayasmin)
this friday evening...
i might read some hemingway short stories
fellas, please don’t beat down my door.
“I don’t even like ice cream that much.”
– “Ice Cream Cone Man” Zach Burroughs, reacting to his sudden Internet fame. The Washington Post held a live Q&A session with Burroughs, which you can watch here.
[thanks kat!]
(via thedailywhat)
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“bekkaboo
bekkalein
bekkaleinboo
bekkaboolein
what if your mother sees that?
i’m gonna call her tomorrow
sup frau bekkalein
was ist gut mit ihnen”
today's agenda
tea
read about new media for a class that probably won’t happen tonight
GARTER BELT + STOCKINGS FASHION SHOW FOR MYSELF (i may take pictures)
it’s always sunny in philly marathon
more tea? yeah!?
i should really meditate
write
read
other suggestions welcome
oh
A: hey now that your single am i allowed to talk dirty to you? Plus your bday is coming soon!
B: Birthday sex.
A: if you want it
B: i'm just making a funny
A: Who wouldn't want bday sex?
B: fuckin nuns i guess
A: ironic
A: also ironic that nun porn exists
B: hahahaha i didn't know
A: shush. you know. don't lie.
B: I didn't.
A: there is no way
B: i'm...sorry?
A: nothing to apologize for. we should remedy this though
B: by watching nun porn?
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